Friday, March 20, 2009

Dave Dislikes

Davey is a pretty happy guy, most of the time. There are a few things that he absolutely hates. Evil, terrible things such as:

The appropriately named Dirt DEVIL vacuum cleaner

Doesn't it just ooze wickedness? You think it is just an accident that they named it after the dark lord himself? Dave thinks not. And he isn't afraid to shout it from the couch-top every single time he spots that vile machine.

The mailman

My partner says that dogs hate the mailman because their keys sound like a dog's tag. She thinks she is such a Smarty McSmarty-pants.

Dave and I know it's because they can sense the evil that is monthly bills and excessive junk mail.


One of the few foods Davey won't eat. He actually turns his head away from every form of olive. I think it is because olives are sneaky. They're a fruit but they don't taste like a fruit. That's shady.

Plus I think he distrusts the whole "olive oil is healthy" propaganda sponsored by the elite super-secret underbelly of the olive mafia. Trust me, they're out there. Dave knows.

Fight the olive mafia Dave, fight hard buddy.


Chase said...

BOL Davey! I never knew you were so hard core. Mom has never let me try olives (I think it's because she can't stand them herself so there are never any in the house). I bark at the vaccuum too...must be a puggle thing. :-)

Sniffs and licks,


Tammigirl said...

Tony Blair also hates the Kirby. He has no experience with olives, but just now I had to give him half of my cheese. And he's still put out he didn't get the rest of it.

Bruschi said...

Oh Davey, I don't blame you for not liking olives! They are gross gross gross! Almost as gross as pickles and asparagus! BOL! (A few things I am afraid of)
And I HATE the vacuum. Mommy just bought this new fancy space age one with neon lights and I swear it is trying to suck me in and send me to outer space!

Hugs and Licks, Bruschi